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Chris Conley
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I don't know his books were always very long winded and technical and so I really couldn't get behind them. I enjoyed the movies they made out of his books. I never understood why his name is in the credits to Act of Valor when he really had nothing to do with it. But in the credits it says Tom Clancy presents.

We settle this for middle earth, yeah he's a troll.

That would be creepy awkward, HOO HAA, I'm older than all you girls, you could be my grandaughter.

Del Toro's got his rape face on today.

Right next to that Oscar, my life is complete now, De Niro dies.

But Brett Leonard already directed a Man Thing movie. Not a very good one, but hey it was pretty high tier for a Syfy Movie.

I forgot about International grosses that was my bad on my part.

Cats scratch your eyes out for revealing their trade secret.

No D Boons I get my jokes from me, I don't think that book has a joke on how Robert De Niro and Al Pacino are secretly immortals or said Highlander joke about Paul Newman.

No narrator, it's a knock-off it was no better than Battleship. Have a nice day. FUCK you. And juvenile humor is prevalent in a lot of Del Toro's too, hell Hellboy's humor was name calling half the time.

Well, Richard Lynch would've felt more alive if this was Invasion USA.

Oh then why were people saying it didn't do too well. I guess I was wrong about that oh well, here's to a sequel that will probably most likely be another Transformers knock-off.

Gangsta apparently has been seeing his zombie around and thought he was alive.

Del Toro will do anything he's strapped for cash since Pacific Rim didn't do too well.

Rudy Ray Moore's Zombie?

No, Paul Newman got beaten in a swordfight  with De Niro and got his head chopped off and De Niro absorb his quickening.

That's until we find out that like Al Pacino, Robert De Niro is an immortal.

Well, Clint Eastwood makes everything better.

Wahlberg just put his name on it to be cool.  I think Scorsese comes into the studio every week checks on how things are going and leaves he's pretty busy with Wolf of Wall Street. I'm just guessing here.

Now just get Robert De Niro to guest spot on Boardwalk Empire.