I remember he's the funniest part of the whole movie, just his performance and his constantly changing hair.

Oh Andy Garcia what do you do anymore, oh wait star in low budget DTV movies.

I was always afraid one of these people would come after the TV Crew or something with a weapon. Hell, I almost thought that this could turn into a found footage horror movie any minute.

Oh you mean that show were everybody looks like ZZ Top.

Well, at least this will keep De Niro from doing horrible comedies.

I had to hunt down an International copy of it, because the American DVD from Sony Classics is censored for violence, like when he shoots the one guy driving the car suddenly.

I did have a storyline, just not a very coherent one.

I've actually seen that movie unriffed before, it's a masterpiece of some kind.  It's like The Room for the 90s.

Oh no, now I won't be able to watch psychotic old people scream and cuss when massive amounts of  junk is being cleared from their home. And ultimately they grown insanely violent and almost kill the camera crew with an axe.

That's because for all intents and purposes Kikujiro's a kids movie.

I don't think many have seen the original, I've seen parts of the original and only remember dancing naked women.

Joss Whedon will have you done away with for that.

So I''ve heard in fact all I've been hearing is how fucking awful Man of Steel is from you people. Can we move on, you know what are you all mad that it made money and pacific rim didn't. Boo Hoo. That's all this websites good for continuing the bullshit on this movie.

I could actually put up with a Showgirls sequel.

So? What does that have to do with me? That hurt Goyer's feelings, nope.

Whatever, until then stop whining about this movie, it's become irritating as all hell. The whining about this movie.

No, I read the old stuff in a graphic novel they had in the library when I was young.

Yes, but that's a comic book.

Terrified Criminal: I have a lozenge, a cough drop you want one?

Oh ok, then just age Gary Oldman back like they did to Jeff Bridges in Tron: Legacy.