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Chris Conley
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Oh really we're defending Vanilla Ice?

Well when he shouts he sounds like Tom Hanks.

Will the Bill Murray in this movie be actually alive or not a zombie corpse? Because lately Bill Murray just seems to be dead inside in movies.

Well they tried to do good by stopping him, one failed miserably.

Ah yes, the one were most of the death scenes were off-screen.

Unfortunately the movie wasn't.

Still sucked that because of the PG-13 rating they couldn't show him killing his prick of a father. Seriously if anyone in that movie deserved to die more it was Michael Kelly's shitty father.

Well the other two guys that weren't David Dehaan.

Push sucked, could Dakota Fanning get any more annoying.

That was mine Fast Times.

I really don't care AV Club that Carrie Remake's going to suck.

Finally I found someone that hated Cabin in the Woods.

What do you mean the remake sucked. Peter Vincent is a weak non-aiming wimp, Anton Yelchin is bland, Mintz-Plasse is vampire Mclovin and Colin Farrell just seems to want to laugh it up.

Too long have you sucketh the thing of Del Toro's movie about giant robots that go smash, you better realize that it was no better than any of the others, you just liked it because it had his name attached to it. You biased shit heads, I still enjoy Pacific Rim but it has a place on my self next to my copy of

It's the David Tennant Fright Night, I saw it, pretty bad remake.

Well, they won't because they don't exist are pretty stupid to begin with. Seriously fuck Cabin in the fucking woods, at least Scream could stay grounded in some kind of reality not throwing weird demon gods into the mix.

Now it's creepy dance shows with fat bitches on them.

Tis stupid and wretched and all makes me want to throw up and all of these fools on here are how you say it,WEIRDOS.

I SUNK RABIN'S BOAT!

So that's why Edward Furlong looks so depressed now these days?