Now the Chinese will make their own James Bond movies!
He's Chang James Chang!

Ha ha, the commie can't finish his insult.

I WANT YOU TO WATCH ALL OF IT! AND THEN YOU CAN WATCH SEASON 2!

More Asian Stereotypes!

Damn you are right fastandsloppy. But he also got stuck with a Sgt. Barnes in his Platoon too.

Oh really you commie rat.

Yes, the French are the real problem here.

That's the point.

I'm not prejudice just can't resist off color joke.

Yes fastandsloppy 
The Shit, he was sent on a top secret mission into Cambodia to kill an important colonel.

The Master approves of Showtime, he doesn't of HBO.

Torgo you have failed me again, you didn't DVR it for me.

That's because of the rifles pointed at the crowd.

But China's going to make us all western imperialist dogs the bad guys.

Harold learns to be a productive worker, while Kumar is hauled off to a labor prison.

You better believe it, WOLVERINES!

Oh you are so right.

We are all are mixing up our east Asian countries, it's Vietnam that makes 5 dollah movies.

ALL PEOPLE TEXTING DURING MOVIE WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT!

Damn it Tom Berenger this isn't Platoon.