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Chris Conley
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Will he grow a beard and hunt Sarah Paulson down again.

I don't you can keep your sanitized copies of Django Unchained and Skyfall and your not so long versions of Cloud Atlas you commies.

Yeah, Chinese Hollywood's going to be pretty much slave labor camp, think probably temple of doom level.

With the US as the bad guy in all of them.

$5 dollah movie.

Bill Pullman?

Chinese Hollywood, now all the actors work for free slave wages,  a picture of Mao is shown at every opening to a movie, they even make him roar like the MGM lion.

No, he was Clint Eastwood's partner in In the Line of Fire (he gets killed, spoilers). 
And the secret service agent who traitors to North Korean terrorists in Olympus Has Fallen most recently. One of the most juicy roles he's ever pumped out, the confrontation scene between him and Gerard Butler is just ridiculous.

Ok, they should of brought in Jessica Lange in too.

Let's hope he's in full Bloody Face mode.

Well McDermott's always got American Horror Story to fall back on especially the over the top psycho killer he played last season.

And John Travolta, don't forget that really bad performance from him in it. I mean excruciating, I honestly thought his Battlefield Earth performance was better.

I guess to some people but when John Travolta starts singing I want to vomit.

Why does Paul Dano look like a bloated Cillian Murphy.

Hey neuroshit, surprise I hate something.

You know if they wanted to really piss off people they could just make a movie called I Spit on Ebert's Grave. 
Too soon, too soon.

That's because I'm secretly your shrink.

John Travolta's singing makes me want to gag.

So does Mel Gibson, GIMME BACK MY SON!

neuroshit, everything looks godawful to you, get those shit stained glasses you wear off.