Oddly, the one thing that made me almost like "Invisible Touch" was hearing about someone being terrified of the song as a kid because they took the chorus entirely too literally - now in my mind it's a song about a woman with telekinesis who uses her powers to tear her lovers' insides out.

Oddly, the one thing that made me almost like "Invisible Touch" was hearing about someone being terrified of the song as a kid because they took the chorus entirely too literally - now in my mind it's a song about a woman with telekinesis who uses her powers to tear her lovers' insides out.

When judder's on a bagel, you can eat judder any time.

When judder's on a bagel, you can eat judder any time.

I don't think it worked out too well for GG Allin either.

I don't think it worked out too well for GG Allin either.

The verses to "Sam" by The Meat Puppets are a pretty fun example:

The verses to "Sam" by The Meat Puppets are a pretty fun example:

Yes, over who wore their clothes backwards first, if I recall correctly.

Yes, over who wore their clothes backwards first, if I recall correctly.

I don't think I was dressed that way long enough for that to be a problem. If it was, I guess I'd have been forced to find a toilet stall that locked and just pull my pants down.

I don't think I was dressed that way long enough for that to be a problem. If it was, I guess I'd have been forced to find a toilet stall that locked and just pull my pants down.

For whatever reason one of the few things I remember about the Kris Kross album is that there was an opening skit that acknowledged the whole Kris Kross/ABC feud: "Y'all look like Kris-ABC to me!" "That's another bad idea…. that's another one of your bad ideas".

For whatever reason one of the few things I remember about the Kris Kross album is that there was an opening skit that acknowledged the whole Kris Kross/ABC feud: "Y'all look like Kris-ABC to me!" "That's another bad idea…. that's another one of your bad ideas".

The first album I ever picked out for myself was Totally Krossed Out by Kris Kross. I can remember putting my clothes on backwards to dance to "Jump" for some sort of contest being held at a campground. 

The first album I ever picked out for myself was Totally Krossed Out by Kris Kross. I can remember putting my clothes on backwards to dance to "Jump" for some sort of contest being held at a campground. 

I think even at the time I dismissed Hey Dude as a boring show with a really catchy theme song. There definitely was something about that theme though - somehow every word of the lyrics is still taking up valuable space in my memory.

I think even at the time I dismissed Hey Dude as a boring show with a really catchy theme song. There definitely was something about that theme though - somehow every word of the lyrics is still taking up valuable space in my memory.

Pssh, all the cool kids take their cue on how to pronounce " Hüsker Dü" from Sebadoh's "Gimmie Indie Rock".

Pssh, all the cool kids take their cue on how to pronounce " Hüsker Dü" from Sebadoh's "Gimmie Indie Rock".