You're obviously new to the AVC.

Hands down
Sexiest news of the day.

His wife? Woof.

Yea, ok Kevin.
TL;DR

Eric Olsen is funnier.

I beg to differ, I believe white people have been known to like chicken. Case and point:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Personally, I'm all about getting my dick wet day in and day out. Whether it be Valentine's day or not.

I'm just sitting here wondering how racist the avclub boards are about to get.

Reverse cowgirl, naturally.

All my bitches
tell me they want it ruff.

Tell me Flaubert, am I a New England school marm?

Seriously? Uncle Murda has fallen so far since "Bullet, Bullet". Plus this guy Testa is a fucking moron. Either he really is part of the mafia and he's put himself on their map or he's just a tanning salon owning poser. Either way, it's pathetic and stupid. Plus timecode burn-in on your video is not cool, edgy or…

Is it just me
or does this story make no sense?

Cause falling down in the ratings is so hard on the knees

I hate how Randy is always talking about me and referencing me. It gets real fucking annoying.

He's obviously referencing Gattaca here guys.

Sleigh Bells rocks! You just don't get the stuff we like, Grandpa!

I'm pretty sure the shittiness of the music is the whole idea behind this series of articles. Personally, I think the avclub is at its best when they're reviewing shitty stuff anyways.

You want it to be one way, but it's the other way.

@Sars, you switched the samples, didn't you? And when Lentz found out about it, you killed him!