stray observation
I randomly watched that episode "Squeeze" from the X-Files last night (guest starring my favorite detective Donal Logue!), conincidence? Yes.

Since when did the mafia start using nerf guns? This shit looks worse than Beethoven's Third.

The dude who took his place is the head reaper vampire in Blade II.

This might be one of those "so bad it's good" things. T.I.'s giant floating head disease is hilarious.

It stinks!

Hands down
this is the sexiest news of the day.

Werner Herzog's cinema verite showing of the Digital Underground's recent breakup?

Pretty sure it was his character in Bamboozled that tipped me off.

Everyone looks like they're on heroin. That what all the cool kids are doing nowadays?

Haha that unregistered dude called the other Leonard Maltin. Oh yeah, this show looks like it'll suck too. Those chicks aren't funny.

How I Met Your Bitch

Do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?

I'm pretty sure that's the "Did someone just fart in my new car?" look he's giving right there.

Some dogs smell butts and some dogs eat shit, but bitches aint' shit but hos and tricks

Holy shit you're right. Today is January 6th. We're all fucked.

Coincidence?
Putting The 6th Day as the 6th most absurd sci-fi film. Something is going on here.

T.I. WILL BE PLAYING BASKETBALL IN PELICAN BAY WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH HIM. 23 HOUR LOCKDOWN. SHU PROGRAM NIGGA!

and like that, poof, he's gone.

I won't rest until every cast member of Predator is a Governor.

He OT'd. Over Tron'd.