Amelie
your voice is incredibly sexy.

Please
move farther back from the mic's.

Shoulda quit ahead.
This show stopped being a comedy and kinda turned into a joke when Nancy wasn't killed at the end of season 2. That pretty much killed any credibility; if she wasn't killed then, why should that be a possibility with her mexican drug-lord/mayor boyfriend now? It's made the show's attempt to portray…

Here's the link to the article as well:

Not exactly
Aykroyd admitted in a New York Times article that the bulk of the game's script was written by Terminal Reality; he and Ramis only added some necessary details (re: parapsychology, joke punch-ups), and that their involvement is only a marketing ploy by Atari.

The good thing is
Smokey and the Bandit II will finally make it's long-awaited Oscar appearance during the in memoreum segment.

Sir Charles
I didn't need to see this promo to know you love head and doin' lines.

Really?
Why is everyone so shocked about this? Apparently you all had unquestionable faith in the dignity of Hollywood's movie marketer's before that article ever appeared

I agree. Sometimes I can be too stubborn. Fat Albert was fine motion picture, enough to rival the original works of Scorsese.

He's just not that into you is shaping up to be one of the greats of 09.

Of course it will!
Everyone here at the A.B.C. Lug gets raging woody's whenever something's to be adaptated. Death to the written word!

Tasha Robinson!
You look just like Ann Rice! Admit it!

Sophocles? Shit, I know him. The only myths he be saying are to the people he owe money! He's a fisherman over in Tarpon Springs and sells fake purses to old ladies and teenage girl who can't tell the difference or don't care. But he got a fine-ass daughter, damn I'd like to hit that, be the Ike on that booty's Tina!…

You fool. Don't you know Pocahantas wrote all those plays? Shakespeare was castrated by his gay lover and in his sorrow grew dyslexic. When the royal family realized what a gifted dramatist the young injun girl was, they allowed her to write all of those play under the bard's name while he was in Africa, fondling…

Goddamn motherfucking exactly!!! My man gleeth said it perfectly, mad props yo!
And a personal fuck-you to all the twits here who just can't stop touting no country for old men, probably one of the thee most pointless adaptations of the decade. I couldn't help but feel after watching it, "Goddamn. I just spend 10 bucks…

How can you kill me…

An even better solution!
The movie doesn't get released at all! Then *gasp* people would only have the graphic novel to enjoy, instead of a bastardization. Tis a frightening scenario, where the intellectually lazy masses are deprived of their passive viewing experiences…

Ahh, overcooked cop movies
The more and more of these are made, the more I enjoy watching Sledge Hammer!

I watched the original when I was 13 and it couldn't even scare me then. At the most I'd say the scene with the Hara Krishnu zombie was suspenseful, but not by much since I didn't have much reason to care for the haircut actors. Go on and have your social commentary, oooh, mall shoppers are zombies and cops hate…

Funny Games is a social commentary in the guise of a horror movie, Dawn is a horror movie with social themes weaved in. I find it hard to believe Dawn was made with the intention of being more than a drive-in scary movie. With a little luck, it would get a message across, too, which it obviously did. But that doesn't…