Not before I eat your butt!

It is if you're thinking about the dignity of Star Wars (just mentioning RC). The washed-up crackwhore who realizes that with a little hard-work, ingeniuity, and rehab, she can have what it takes to compete with the classiest call-girls in the Big Apple! That's my kind of story.

LucasArts was doomed to go down the hack-n-slash route eventually. It is fun, but I doubt it gets any more involving past the demo. I'll just stick to playing it whenever I'm at EB games and some little turd isn't hogging the PS3.

I shant, I shant, I shant! And don't blame me, blame these new bugs in the system. Anyways, yeah, I said it: the original is at best okay. Maybe it was all that tomato soup in place of blood, but it just wasn't scary, and the actors level of wood is enough to rival anything in episodes I-III. The whole mall concept is…

The original wasn't all that great in the first place…

The original wasn't all that great in the first place…

The original wasn't all that good in the first place…

What? No KOTOR?
Knights of the Old Republic, probably the only respectable product carrying the Star Wars name since right before the ewoks started dancing.

This book
is funny the first time around. Then when you pick it up for another read the enjoyment you got out of it the first time turns to shame and regret, because it is then when you realize how unfunny this swill really is, and that you did waste 13 bucks on it. And that really hurts because the majority of the…