So how was the play, Mrs. Evil Lincoln?

I'm still trying to figure out what blond little girls had to do with it.

A place where everybody knows your name and there's a surly waitress insulting everyone, but we don't mind. Your individual pick which AVClubber the waitress is.

You only have a few more hours to not die and then you're clear!

Next year: paradise regained.

Let I and Regina Spektor wish y'all a happy New Year. Let's do this again next year, huh? (One of my New's Year's resolutions will be to proofread comments before I post them, so I don't edit them so often. I don't expect much progress.)
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Awww, thanks. Glad to have helped any catharsis over this loss.

All hail King George, who will lead us when the aliens arrive, with Princess Charlotte being the one that finally blows up their mothership.

I just finished the 20/20 on Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher. I'm amazed by Todd Fisher's equanimity talking about his mother and sister, paying great tribute to both, apparently very accepting of their deaths. He believes Debbie did not die from grief but willed her death to be with Carrie in Heaven. (This is the…

Of course you're not; you're an abysmal goat. You should have been Black Phillip. Now he knows how to party.

I got your UN Resolution right here *unzips pants*

I like three of those four porn names. Not the best time right now to name yourself Aryan, unless you're in white supremacist porn, which, sure, may exist. Edit: probably does.

Maybe Kingsley can guest star on Westworld as a malfunctioning host.
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The gams on Bebe…

A 60 Minutes profile of JJ Abrams called Lost a "cult hit." Er, no, I don't think it was. It was a mainstream hit.

The question was worded badly, with an extraneous ending that I think confused everyone.

NYT story today about Germany's reluctance to deal with its own genocide against the Namibians, the first of the 20st century. As an Armenian, I care about acknowledging these crimes. Glad Germany supports our cause to have Turkey admit theirs; I wish they would do the same about their own.
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She wasn't a vacuum cleaner, she was a Dyson, you son of a bitch!

I had a wife once. Unfortunately her circuits glitched and I had to send her back. I never saw her again. I guess our love was not to be. The moral of the story, kids, is don't ever fall in love: they'll break your heart, or faulty wiring will break their own.

"I got the wood for you, Ma'am."