It turns out Atlas shrugged because his movies were like "Eh"

You're just trying to change the subject away from how annoying those Veep ads are.

This is just to say congrats on the unbelievably annoying ads for Veep.

I'd say that referencing the work someone did as a kid despite the fact that they've done other great stuff constitutes making fun. Wonder Years is definitely iconic, but the show Party Down smartly parodies the way mainstream audiences idiotically pigeon hole talented people ("Are we having fun yet!?") and I think…

This post gets negative points for a) assuming that we all want to sit around and make fun of Fred Savage and b) not referencing the fact that the show Party Down was fantastic.

I'm actually really excited for the first Green Lantern movie… Has it come out yet?

June 29—Cod Nards Theater—St. Jigglesworth, Butt-Stank County

I don't see what this has to do with somebody trying to sell angel dust to a duck.

Good point! You're already average-sized and nobody cares.

I agree if you replace "worst" with "best" and "comments section in AV Club history" with "big jiggly dry cleaning bag filled with noodle hooch"

OMEGA FLAGGED FOR JAW-DROPPING RACISM

Anyone who likes this or comments on it is glad that the original guitarist from Yes died.

I've said it once, I'll say it again: Warwick Davis drives a hard bargain.

It's clear to me from this that all the characters on the show are planning to kill and eat Superman. 

This is the kind of news that just makes you want to put on a hockey mask and pee into the roaring maw of a jet engine. 

This is the kind of news that just makes you want to put on a football helmet and poop onto the spinning blades of an upside down lawnmower

Well done not having any women in your top three! Classy move, I think.

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Can somebody just give this Benedict guy his calf implants or whatever so he'll shut up?

You got your batch in my cumber!
You got your cumber in my batch!