Did he say anything about his new line of cummerbunds? "Cumberbatch Cumberbunds! Let us Cumber your bunds by the batch!"

This won't effect comment trolls will it? 8====================>

Is that guy showing us his bowel movement so we can tell him whether or not it's okay? If so, let me be the first to say that it looks completely normal and he's fine. 

Is the kid from Rudy going to eat that entire hotdog?

I don't know… Has she run this by Kanye yet? 

They are going to host a Christmas special this year on CMT called Downhome Awkward Sex Jamboree

I said it once, I'll say it again: Taylor Swift is a freakazoid.

According to imdb, James Franco will be playing J.J. 

Is the 20/20 thing a John Stossel reference?

Your entire explanation is exactly what I would say if I were secretly homophobic. Shame on you, sir.

And you used that as an opportunity to basically call him gay in a negative way. I mean, that's the joke right? Otherwise what is it?

BBQ made from beautiful people would be awful. They all have little to no sugar and ketchup in them. Give me some sauce made from some real big sloppy people. Then we're talking.

I wonder if they'll be able to get Mickey Rourke to play Sheryl Crow.

Onto a jelly donut

"It was never the Nerf gun with a spatula taped to it. The magic was in YOU the whole time."

Every single noun in this headline is a nickname I've given my own butt at one point.

I once saw these guys fart so hard that it blew the skin off of a bowl of pudding.

"I swear on my life madam that I will find the man who farted on your lunch."

July 13th - Big Jiggly Butt Festival - Buttock, Georgia

"The name's Toilet Spaghetti. Scooter Toilet Spaghetti."