The pig says, "My wife is a slut."

I would be 1,000% more interested in this if they swapped out Winstead with Kieran Culkin

You can understand my confusion when a "mostly awful" list has as its first item a movie that seems the most aligned with your concerns here.

How can you use the satire in Tropic Thunder to help you state the premise of your whole article and then turn around and condemn it as being the first offender?

AV Club's newswire is very slowly turning into Gawker

Wake me up when they cast a female James Bond Jr.

All they care about is their colecovision and their masturbation parties

The more I think about this, the more excited I am to see a post-9/11 Boy Meets World. Their take should be interesting.

But he has to come out of some kind of a time capsule so that his hair is the same and his shirts are still tucked way, way in

And we want ALL of Ethan Suplee. None of this thin nonsense.

Disney: Bring back Adam Scott as Griff Hawkins or I will scream

Have you read this one guys? Sheesh! Talk about your articles…

In mandatory sequel logic, Sally Field better have a ftm transgender character. Probably named something like Mr. Surewater?

The guy on the right likes the side of the beach and is like, "Hey, neat man, the side of a beach." But the one on the left is like "Forget the side of the beach, Derrick…. It is our destiny to stare down the beach with blank intensity."

Carrot Top is aging gracefully I think

Does anyone else think that the idea of our souls travelling along a rigid set of tracks (i.e., a "soul train") is kind of a devastating, nigh-Calvinist view of morality and free will?

If he wanted higher gross, he should have had everyone in the movie eat each other's boogers. Eeeeeewwwww!

Not sure how I feel about these guys bringing Odonism into the mainstream

I prefer their other side project, Momma Tickle and the Banana Daddies

Don't forget that he was also a famous bow and arrow champion. What a full life.