I'm pretty sure that "special place in hell" is the lap of Christopher Hitchens.

I'm pretty sure that "special place in hell" is the lap of Christopher Hitchens.

It's even worse than this article suggests. Taylor Swift has actively been trying to trap Tina Fey in a hell prism for the last three years. Once that happens, Swift will drop said hell prism into a bottomless pit in South Dakota. What hath Madeline Albright wrought?

Now it's going to be awkward when they all show up in hell.

I want to see Amy Poehler do her "hey rick!" routine with Hitler.

Everyone else seems afraid to say it, but Taylor Swift is kind of a freakazoid, right?

If Train ever pulled out of my jamboree I would just die.

Carly Rae Jepsen would pull out of your Jamboree now, citing your use of scare quotes.

What is their policy if it's all over the clothes?

gay boy scouts drop carly rae jepsen out of a train, citing opposition to its jamboree.

Boy Scouts Policy on Homosexuality = Don't Ask and Don't Tell Anyone Or You'll Get In Big Trouble

I feel like there'd be way more troop cohesion if they were all dating each other.

Ted Nugent has already volunteered to make love with a woman on stage as a public health demonstration.

I've heard that Randy Blythe is available.

What is the Boy Scout's policy on putting a wig on a pine cone and making it slow dance with you while you cry and break wind?

For god's sakes, Alvy, even Freud speaks of a latency period.

If you get nervous, just picture them naked.

I know all the words in this headline. I just don't understand them in that order.

Rhyming bear with hair 20+ times is Einstein's definition of insanity.

This movie is poised to be the Shakespeare In Love of tech warrior sequels.