I don't see what this has to do with four gorillas tag-teaming a watermelon.

Her shadow is pointing in a different direction than everything else in the room. Powerful forces are at work here.

The first person to photoshop that picture into a Sgt. Pepper parody wins.

What's really sad is that the kid didn't even climb up on stage of his own volition. His friends launched him on stage using a Friendco Brand Concert Catapult.

They don't … they don't want to have sex with the bible do they?

Also, is it true that Dave Grohl plays the sister on Dexter?

Sandra Bernhard and Devendra Banhart should have a two person show where they both load each other into cannons and shoot themselves into the ocean.

Say what you want, but John Fogerty never fakes the funk on a nasty dunk.

Typo! You meant to write that Timberlake's appearance is shrouded in secretions.

They were filming this in my neighborhood. Harrison Ford was dressed up like Garth from Wayne's World and was doing jumping jacks while Paul Rudd made fart noises. It looks good!

Yeah except also it was Cop Rock.

It was called Awake and it was a big heap of bargain bin Inception.

This is one of those free downloads that really makes you realize just how much effort goes into downloading something.

He should remake that one cop show that just got cancelled that was trying to rip off Inception.

Wake me up when he makes a show about two different types of dinosaurs who have to get along because they're tied together.

I have to give this show props for getting full frontal nudity past the censors.

Let me meta up my snark for you: This is an album that someone much less cool than me would want to drop directly into a garbage can. When people want to drop things into garbage cans, I look at those same things and decide that I don't want to drop them  into garbage cans because I'm different from most people and…

I'm gonna buy 5 more and throw them into a big red dumpster just for you, Chief. Then I'm going to roll that dumpster into the street and throw fire crackers at it. Cause you know why? Spanks to you.

Oh this looks great! I can't wait to buy ten copies and then drop them directly into a garbage can because who cares.

What about the Orlando Magic branded golf hat she wears during the yacht race?