The Academy has blacklisted him because of his spanking addiction.

That's exactly what I would type too, if I were a robot built by the CW. My god you're good.

This makes me want to rent Tiptoes.

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You are without question a plant from the CW. You and I walk different paths, but I both respect and fear your unabashed insidiousness.

"And then we roll him up in a pastry and throw him off a bridge!"

Whose Line is It Anyway doesn't want to be brought back. Whose Line is It Anyway wants to hunt.

I have an even better idea for a show! How about looped footage of a donkey being psychologically abused?

Jamie Kennedy is going to be on this at least once and it's going to be like having the flu.

Each episode always just degenerates into three improv comedians tag-teaming a parking cone.

Thus begins the second coming of Wayne Brady

Bonnie Franklin doesn't want to be dead. Bonnie Franklin wants to hunt.

Be honest… how many of you have google image searched Joe Wright's butt since I started making the claim in this thread that it was big and jiggly?

It's like he's butt-chugging sugary sodas. SERIOUSLY.

All I can think when I read this post is how big and jiggly Joe Wright's butt is. What a huge, dumpy caboose. Seriously.

Also, I hope he gets a butt bra for his big jiggly butt. It's distracting!

Somebody should "direct" a hot popsicle stick to Joe Wright's big jiggly butt.

Spiderman wouldn't buy this and that's all I need to know.

If you wanted to kiss one of those pigs, they wouldn't be able to do much about it.

Yeah! When she wasn't whipping cinder blocks out of her biplane.