Don't bring the boss into this!

So, I'm picturing some executive saying something like "We have to anticipate the next vampires!  Hell, who was talking about zombies back in 2011… NOW THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!"  Then, in a painfully apparent attempt to generate a trend, they pull this mermaid crap.  Why are we even commenting on a pop-culture site if…

My world of flaps.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And thus, Cairo burns.

Look's like I will need a new leading man for my Jerry Lee Lewis bio…

That's not how money works!

Is this based on the Ferlinghetti book?

They really need to bring back pubic hair.  Enough is enough.

West Alabama Ice House is my favorite Houston bar.  Very nice outdoor area and you can play basketball there also!

Cold War Rom-Com idea:
This is actually based on a true story.  During the cold war, this guy managed to emigrate from East Berlin to West Berlin.  Unfortunately, he had to leave his fiance behind.  In order to get her to the west, he started up a relationship with a woman who bore a close resemblance to his fiance and…

The french version is excellent.

Obviously they will have to change the name to 2 1/4 men.

Q.  What's the worst thing that you can hear after having sex with Willy Nelson?

OT, but what ever happened to the Friday Caption Contest?  Has the avclub taken it down because everyone voted for that bit of bad taste involving Angelina Jolie's mastectomy?  Is everything cool about this site going to be done in spite of the actual content of the site from now on (with the obvious exception of…

"I wish I had 132 pound hands…"

I just found that out also.  I pulled something doing some light weight-lifting and continued playing basketball for a month, never letting it heal.  Finally, I took a 10 mile bike trip with a bunch of books in my backpack and, when I got home, my back started going into spasms and I would collapse at odd times.  I…

I try to do things that I like, as stupid as that sounds.  I loathe running.  I find it very boring.  Instead, I play basketball 1-2 times a week.  Sometimes I play soccer.  Lifting weights is for meatheads.

No way, she tried with Pan Am, but …

I feel like this wikipage is the lesser sibling of the spite house entry.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…