Are you doing some kind of Nazi thing there with the lightning bolts and commentary?

Did she not? I'd hate to break it you, but she's a bit popular.

even if it isn't a spider that never meant it was only a spider, but who fucking cares, use the fucking tags.

I would like to hear a tell-all from the person who laughed: The Day the Crew Cried

Burn it down and SNORT THE ASHES!

I'm not sure if you want credit for not trying at all, or for failing in a specific way. And given Kinjapocalypse I never need to find out!

actually back then it was syphilisPHTHISIS!

We will become silhouettes when our avatars disappear

Dave Chang still argues that anti-snob snob shit: REAL men like Dave Chang drink the worst ingredient worst business practice worst tasting pisswater!

Gee guys, thanks for throwing us some red meat here at the evening of apocalypse

that might be Wahlberg's greatest role

great, another 3 hour long DC movie

Who's That Knocking On the Inside of My Skull?

I love Seinfeld's pure stand-up. I don't love that suit.

like Lena Dunham, she's a better writer than performer, and she didn't write Snatched. Her stand up can be hit or miss but she has had to produce a LOT of content over the last few years (Trainwreck, book, hour-long special), maybe not enough time to be on the road honing it

you sound suspiciously unlike Mads Mikkelsen.

except for the part where he later said he was "testing" liberals

the "directly at" part sounds like he's delivering a Seth Myers' type joke…but it really doesn't land like an intentional joke. And then you listen to it again and it sounds more like the "directly at" part was meant to sound impressive. So combined with that it follows no known joke structure, isn't apparently…

you only give him 20% upfront that's for sure. I always wished we could have heard the joke and the laugh that sent him off his show. Seeing how kind of warped he is now, I bet it was somebody laughing at recognition and shared experience that he misinterpreted.

On the one hand Chapelle and Rock have dependable fanbases and I don't know what established viewing numbers Schumer has for hers…on the other hand Chapelle spewed transphobic garbage and has continued to do so, and the work was meh, so pay her.