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ah, there you are, thank you for being you

BOOBS!

if I don't put something like that at the end of my texts then 1 in 10 times my gf thinks I am upset about something

ah, there you are, I wanted to wish you a fond farewell.

ah, there you are, I wanted to wish you a fond farewell.

in the heart-butt

I just want to give a shout-out to Dikachu, Alien Jesus, and all those who are sadly not present at this, the first massive cock-up of the Kinja age: not even killing the site punctually. Great fucking augury here.

(mattiescramz finally understands the allure of tantric orgasm delay)
mattiescramz: KINJA SAVES!

(mattiescramz finally understands the allure of tantric orgasm delay)
mattiescramz: KINJA SAVES!

(finally eats up martha)

yeah, if my 2006 self could see myself now he would marvel that I'm still getting away with spending as much time at work wasting my life here as I do.

Caligula was not the Equestrian he portrayed himself to be

that's why I call him "500 Krona"

Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood.

where the hell is Alien Jesus anyway?

but perhaps if you consider…

Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood.

Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood.…

Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood.…