I was drinking Pepsi Max in another country recently and it was really close to tasting non-diet, impressive.

I'm pretty sure he's wearing a monogrammed white polo shirt. NO kid dresses like that.

to me it's about how he is a homing missile for the dumbest thing possible and to be the worst possible example for everybody in nearly every single way.

I mean…W choked on a pretzel and probably got (more) brain damage due to oxygen deprivation, and now people like him!

my new take on this: Tucker Carlson was supposed to read "NOT the most impressive thing a president has ever done" but fucked it up like he fucks up life in general, then tried to pretend it was a joke when there is no way on earth any construal of what he said could be seen as a joke. Then, because it was obviously…

right, because you're a misogynist and don't like that pointed out it MUST mean that I'm a bigot. I'll let you know when something you've said approaches humor, you're in the wrong hemisphere.

The conflict had very fine people on both sides. On the one side you had those marching against death and for life, on the other you had all the whites—err—-ummm—-I mean "Wights"

stop me if you've heard this one before, a gay dude who's a misogynist.

he's failed everywhere else, so he's our superstar!

yeah, not a surprise that his tiny brain can't come up with a funny joke or deliver it, he really is a shit-stain.

I'm sure you think women think that

Yes, well you're a sexist?

It struck me as a "newsreader" moment. Like it might have been put there as bait for liberals, and that's how they're spinning it…but it wasn't delivered well enough to make it clear to his own audience that it wasn't meant sincerely, he just read it off the teleprompter, maybe it was slipped in. The response is…

better than becoming a dentist just to tell jewish jokes, I suppose

wuuuuuut HOLY CRAP they sang "Energy"!

"better"

the trailer for this had every fucking cliche you can ever imagine, I'm afraid if Morrissey sees it he'll vomit himself to death.

I prefer his later catalog:
Skype is a Pigsty
See You in Far Out Places
Fauxballs and I
and who could forget his Marvel Cinematic Universe contribution: Something is Squeezing My Skrull

goddamnit. It never gets any easier.

dude, I'm not sure if you noticed this, but while you were sleeping somebody trepanned your skull and funneled in warm diarrhea