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TASTE the rainbow
RESPECT the rainbow

Mother of Jed, class Kai!

it's simple, if there is no reason to give away a major plot point or surprise, and you can just add spoiler tags, don't be a fucking dick. I get how that's hard for people, it's okay, you're getting your last pettiness in before Kinja kills the site, whatever.

it's still a spoiler for the appearance of said creature, at least in the TV version, you're being an asshole, and not a clever asshole. "Misinformation"? Get over yourself, IT truther.

he's the littlefinger of…littlefingers?

is this guy playing Alex Jones in a movie?

that is still a spoiler when you get to that part. Why be such a dick? Just use the fucking tags.

that was amazing, he was like "I'm dragging out a Jewish man and Asian woman to make Pro-Nazi, Pro-White Nationalist statements!" and they let him do it.

fucking spoiler tags, for fuck's sake don't be an asshole.

hey, use spoiler tags goddammit

the A.V. Club was like "let's light this garbage on fire and throw ourselves in it, we're fuckin dead in 2 days anyway!!!!!"

Self-liking! I doubt the sincerity of your self-like! Suck on that upvote, schmuck.

TYRO TWO-HANDER BRINGS BOFFO BOX OFFICE (shoots self) >BLAMMO!<

everybody thought the spider was a crap ending. I don't think we make it that far in the book by the end of this movie but I encourage them to change that (the change to the ending of Watchmen was one of the only things I liked about that movie although I missed SUPERSQUID)

(Clown chugs a Mtn Dew Live Wire)
(gets slapped by Frank Booth)
FRANK BOOTH: LIVE WIRE? FUCK THAT SHIT!!! FAYGO!

when I lived in LA and read Variety, my roommate and I would bet what the opening weekend numbers would be, and we were often VERY close. (I still can do that a bit, I can usually guess about what a movie's week to week drop will be) If we could do that, then with actual knowledge imagine what could be done!!!

pretty sure being uncircumcised makes you more prone to all STDs including HIV, not fake news. Most anti-circumcision warriors are stealth anti-semites (not your dad, of course).

I had been lurking for a while even then, but I think it was around the Jarhead installment or so of My Year of Flops that I started commenting and it took me a while to get the hang of it, and a bunch of names. I'm shocked I've stuck with this same one for so long, apparently 2011!!!

that happened here too, I used to have a few different ones before registration

Anecdote! Can you believe anecdote?!