Not excelsior….

I once knew a very pretty girl who called Target - "Tarjay" and I had sex with her. It was very "sex-ay."  :-)

I once knew a very pretty girl who called Target - "Tarjay" and I had sex with her. It was very "sex-ay."  :-)

Gay = Pederast 
makes exactly as much sense as 
Straight = Pedophile

Gay = Pederast 
makes exactly as much sense as 
Straight = Pedophile

Also, @avclub-2b6f61393e75e89e88f4c337f79bf186:disqus seems to think Milwaukee, Indianapolis, Minneapolis, St. Louis, Cleveland and, well, everywhere but Chicago apparently, aren't cities.  (most of the above don't even crack the 500k mark.)  This does suggest that Mr. Zola (big fan of your comics work btw) oughta…

Also, @avclub-2b6f61393e75e89e88f4c337f79bf186:disqus seems to think Milwaukee, Indianapolis, Minneapolis, St. Louis, Cleveland and, well, everywhere but Chicago apparently, aren't cities.  (most of the above don't even crack the 500k mark.)  This does suggest that Mr. Zola (big fan of your comics work btw) oughta…

I'm in the midwest right now and… where are these open minded and tolerant people?  Because I want to go to there.

I'm in the midwest right now and… where are these open minded and tolerant people?  Because I want to go to there.

In Malcolm X's X-Men Magneto is the hero… until the last 15 minutes or so.

In Malcolm X's X-Men Magneto is the hero… until the last 15 minutes or so.

They might be square - and there's really no way to do the Human Torch without making the audience hate him - but I think casting an older guy for Reed (and also remembering that his intellect is like a superpower unto itself), cast a great voice actor as Thing and a likable actress for Sue and then playing up the…

They might be square - and there's really no way to do the Human Torch without making the audience hate him - but I think casting an older guy for Reed (and also remembering that his intellect is like a superpower unto itself), cast a great voice actor as Thing and a likable actress for Sue and then playing up the…

The Fantastic Four deserve a reboot for three main reasons (ironic, no?)

The Fantastic Four deserve a reboot for three main reasons (ironic, no?)

Ha, yeah, there's a nadir for you. Not a fan of the dance scene though? It made the Peter Parker dance scene look terrific at least.

Ha, yeah, there's a nadir for you. Not a fan of the dance scene though? It made the Peter Parker dance scene look terrific at least.

My son thinks Fantastic Four should revert back to Disney because he's really disappointed that the Hulk isn't going to fight the Thing any time soon.  "Why can't they just share the Thing with the Avengers movie dad? It would be soooo awesome!"

My son thinks Fantastic Four should revert back to Disney because he's really disappointed that the Hulk isn't going to fight the Thing any time soon.  "Why can't they just share the Thing with the Avengers movie dad? It would be soooo awesome!"

Wait… Amazing Spider-Man was directed by a Mr. Webb and Green Lantern was written by a Mr. Green?  (combs through phone book looking for an actual Mr. Fantastic)