Wait… Amazing Spider-Man was directed by a Mr. Webb and Green Lantern was written by a Mr. Green?  (combs through phone book looking for an actual Mr. Fantastic)

Wolverine is DEAD!  
Now for a more realistic superhero.  Stan Lee Presents:  Lo, There Comes the Honey Badger!

Wolverine is DEAD!  
Now for a more realistic superhero.  Stan Lee Presents:  Lo, There Comes the Honey Badger!

10-9-8
Wait… are you guys saying that superhero origins might be pure fantasy and….
7-6-5
Maybe these superhero things aren't realistic and therefore might be….
4-3-2
dangerous? Maybe I should stop the countdown on this Gamma bomb….
1
BOOM
RAAAGH BUBBLES SMASH PUNY SCIENCE!!!!

10-9-8
Wait… are you guys saying that superhero origins might be pure fantasy and….
7-6-5
Maybe these superhero things aren't realistic and therefore might be….
4-3-2
dangerous? Maybe I should stop the countdown on this Gamma bomb….
1
BOOM
RAAAGH BUBBLES SMASH PUNY SCIENCE!!!!

You mean Meryl and Angelica?  That would be perfect.  I'm with the Moon Man!

You mean Meryl and Angelica?  That would be perfect.  I'm with the Moon Man!

"An entire generation of male TV fans may have had their ideals of womanhood shaped by Jennifer Marlowe (Loni Anderson), a curvy bombshell who’s the real brains of the operation, and Bailey Quarters (Jan Smithers), a bookish, withdrawn gal slightly embarrassed by her own beauty."

"An entire generation of male TV fans may have had their ideals of womanhood shaped by Jennifer Marlowe (Loni Anderson), a curvy bombshell who’s the real brains of the operation, and Bailey Quarters (Jan Smithers), a bookish, withdrawn gal slightly embarrassed by her own beauty."

And that boy grew up to be Mitt Romney.  (<—- not really a political statement, more a reaction to the words: Licorice Dandy)

And that boy grew up to be Mitt Romney.  (<—- not really a political statement, more a reaction to the words: Licorice Dandy)

Yeah that day does sound pretty damn exciting. The greatest conspiracy theory of the modern age being unsealed?  I'd love to have a very weird celebration on that day!

Yeah that day does sound pretty damn exciting. The greatest conspiracy theory of the modern age being unsealed?  I'd love to have a very weird celebration on that day!

Ah, back in the day, I kind of remember almost smiling at that line.

Ah, back in the day, I kind of remember almost smiling at that line.

If the physics were real, I'd have never captured Zasz (what…ever) when last I visited Arkham City.

If the physics were real, I'd have never captured Zasz (what…ever) when last I visited Arkham City.

Bubbles' Favorite Line:

Bubbles' Favorite Line:

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I remember when "Crazy Train" was a song too badass for your parents. Then in the late 90's I remember "Crazy Train" being used to sell a car to people over 30.  Now, just the other day, I saw a commercial selling something that featured a family in a car with each of them signing "Crazy Train".