Don't you know they're crazy for those cupcakes, cousin?

Shhhhhhhh!

"The ankle is alive… and in perfect hibernation"

dadiverse, think about it critically and then get back to him.

"Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!"
"I MADE IT MYSELF!"

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Indeed. Quite a feat to appear as "scarily dapper serial killer" right after nailing the role of - Wild Bill said it best - "The Cunt-Eyed Motherfucker"

Holy shit. The scene in Jaws when the little boy imitates his troubled father at the dinner table while Mom watches? Sublime.

Thank you I love you bye bye!

I read it in the voice of Arlo Guthrie what with the rakes, shovels and implements of deestruction.

You're thinking of his classic "The Odiferous Snozzberry"

Yet i just had a Rhys' Physes that bore little resemblance to Aether.

I was in College but man was that Lion King game hard. Loved it though - I like how they took the Meercat guy saying "It Starts!" (which was I think a line in response to Simba falling in love) and uses it for the beginning of each replay. I still sometimes think "It Starts!" when a game finishes loading.

"They should call it: World's Finest."
- Nerds (and hounds)

My Triumph and Torment is signed by Mignola. This was waaay before Hellboy and a few years before anyone paid any attention to who was drawing stuff. I only bought the book because it was new and had Doom in it - I wasn't there for the signing. I was a fan, but had no connection at all to fandom.

I'll be the old guy and say that I still don't like Ghostbusters 2 (saw it again a month ago) probably because it's too much like the original - minus anything edgy from the original. On its own, it stands up okay… if you say so. But as a "highly anticipated sequel to the kid friendly yet pretty adult" Ghostbusters…

… made of ticky-tacky

I wasn't aware of that. I know what I know though. Know what I mean? Well, do ya?

Also, it's really crucial to Spider-Man's origins to include that his parents are secret agents. Really crucial. I'm so glad I stopped reading Spider-Man before that happened. Also why did that happen? I hate that. I like my Parkers to come from humble beginnings where the spider gives him powers - but his nature…

Bitches… sigh… leave.