Item 35: Members of the Eagles are not at any time to make eye contact or speak with other members of the Eagles.

Well, just like most gang rapes in a closet, you had to be there to really "get" the humor of the moment.

But apparently a master of "satire".

That hardly seems like the most outlandish thing that could happen.

Dude, you gotta be care…

OK, and then Mick…Foley?…can play Tommy Lee. Mickey Mantle is too dead to play Tommy Lee. Just spitballing here.

Shia LeBouf's mom should play all the hot groupies because she's so hot, according to Shia.

They're no Cinderella.

I'm pretty sure "the bald guy" and "the singer from Poison", Bret Michaels, are one in the same. He never takes that bandana off for a reason.

Go away, 'xasberatin'!

I always have and always will love Jeff Goldblum.

Well, as has probably been said endlessly since then, that's like saying "This is a computer, I KNOW this!" Just silly.

I remember MST3K being my Saturday morning breakfast buddy for those years.

But decal_12, wasn't the reason you felt silly because you were in cleats and a batting helmet? C'mon pumpkin, it's time to accept the truth.

Nah, Human meant killing him figuratively…on the basketball court!

I really can't recall anything where parts of it aren't hazy.

So when you say someone is "really spoilers", that's like hepcat lingo that the kids use these days? But I agree, RDJ is "really spoilers".

I was here puzzling over the relevance of the first sentence and re-read it a couple of times. Then when I moved on I saw it was a scum-sucking spambot troll racist pig. (I'm just assuming the racist part)

Exactly. Hey bfred, what's up with the wonky spelling of "hinky"?

The prop bicycle had to sit in makeup for 6 hours a day to play a horse in the parade.