*Giggles like a Southern Belle trophy wife*

I'm trying to think up another pun, but I'm just like a deer in the headlights.

Wiping down the cards between hands takes forever.

Art is not created on a schedule…until productions starts, I guess.

Hodor…geez, put away your giant wang!

I'm confused about Stiller being included on this list. It was a parody of exactly what this list is talking about. While it's far from perfect, I really like Tropic Thunder.

Woozle wazzle?

Organizing stuff is so…whatever. I lost interest.

To be fair, she only reads books made of fair trade, organic, hand-rubbed Italian mahogany. And by "reads" I mean they are summarized for her in French by an assistant on handmade stationary in a delicate calligraphy using a Medieval ostrich feather pen.

Dammit.

No, they're "game tapes" and you "solve" them. Don't you have any older relatives?

We've got opposable thumbs, people! I, for one, am going to use them proudly!

Breakfast: The deadliest meal of the day.

My family still gets a lot of use out of our Wii, and I think it's an unfairly maligned system. If Nintendo had essentially kept the same controllers and created a Wii that was as powerful as the new generation of systems, I think they'd be doing better than they are. Of course this is just pointless speculation.

Game companies have been talking about the idea of the all-in-one set top box for a long time now (or maybe it's just Microsoft I'm thinking of) and it's not something that's ever really appealed to me. Of course I'm a bit old-fashioned, so maybe this resonates differently with a younger generation.

Times a day someone says to their Xbone "I'd like to listen to some Spandau Ballet": zero, so far.

Yeah. I mean, I know the staff and Old AV Club just couldn't make it work. Sometimes that happens. But couldn't we at least get to see Old AV Club on weekends?

Yeah, call me old fashioned, but when I came here to read the Hobbit review I would've been able to easily find it under the list of film reviews off to the right - well, the way it used to be. Why do I need a screen-sized pic to lead me to the review?

Hey, you need to get your whelming straight, son! Whelm UP! Lots and lots of excellent games. Sure, finding them in an actual store is tough at times. But just this past summer I got an armload of mint PS2 games at a yard sale for like $15. Don't give up, Random, don't give up!

*wipes a tear* Oh Dreamcast, you magnificent bastard. Seriously, one of my favorite gaming systems of all time. Great controller - especially for driving games. I still play mine every once in awhile.