Sad isn't the right word. Network executives are still talking to Fred Durst, but I can't even get a call back about my teenage vampire a capella singing group sitcom? That's just BS, man!

Hey, let's get an order of Fried Twinkie Blasters and Chimichanga Shooters for the table!

It has a candy outer shell but inside it's all yummy gooey-crunchy bunny.

We read Edward Tulane to our kids a couple of years ago and it's really a great book. So…yeah. Let's see how they screw it up.

If they took this premise and gave them both Alzheimer's then it could be called Memorial Day.

So the song title "Raping Ball" is still unused, then?

Oh man…get out of my dreams and into my car!! That sounds like heaven…except for the hanging with relatives part.

It's even double weirder that the Chinese restaurant specializes in Indian food.

What, no Windslex joke?

You'd better get working on that rocket first, though. The cooling system, anyway.

@Scrawler: and those lines really hit home when delivered in mumbled monotones.

Post-Fartum Depression: The Movie. An Adam Sandler Joint.

Right! If I want rom-dram I'll watch Downton Abbey, thank you very much!

The irony is that she only wanted Kenny G.

I agree completely about The Verve in that they should've known what they were getting into with that one, and the sample is plain as day, but it just seems so unfair, as we keep saying. I guess what I always come back to is that sample doesn't MAKE the song. It's part of it, sure, but they could've done something…

I don't know, I think JLL's comment is a little too good to pass for Villanche.

Also the worst muscle medicine ever.

I don't recall him having a full-face afro for A Fish Called Wanda, but I am getting pretty old.

Semi-ironic 2011 nostalgia is really big right now.

Oh look! It's…Kato Kalen?