Well…I kind of sit on both sides of the fence. I think the movie going public SHOULD have high expectations from Hollywood. We should expect to be treated like intelligent, adult humans.

"IS THAT MY DAUGHTER IN THERE?!?!?!"

But at least his mom is.

"Waiter, what is this homosexual doing in my vodka?"

Yeah, that's what I feel too. It feels so contrived and just…unnatural. What 8th grader is self-assured enough to try something like that? What parents would say "oh, good for you, you go ahead"? I just hate stuff where it feels like it's ONLY done to attract attention or to somehow leverage it into some small…

Well, "tried to" is much much better than "succeeded".

She's gotten a 3 notebook-of-doodles deal worth $750k.

Pffft. Women.

This is what it sounds like when doves cry…and there's also a high pressure front building in from the North.

Nailed it!

Well, the Greatest Generation was a bit busy learning The Lindy Hop. Geez.

You know, I remember seeing them both, and I think we can all agree that both were pretty stupid.

Because John Lennon's not Italian, silly!!

Donny.

Did you feed them a lot of ribs? Because maybe it was just toothpicks.

What if it's not Country rock, but country Rock?

Finally, her eyes have been opened!!

But will be belieb it?

You know, good for her, but I feel like this is one of those stories where we'll find out that her parents are high powered studio execs or are somehow involved in the entertainment industry. Maybe I'm wrong but the whole thing sounds contrived - like mom or dad said "do this and write a journal and we'll give it to…

Yikes Rodent, THAT made me feel even older.