Entirely unpossible.

Also, what does it say about this guy that he knows he's being interviewed by a national tv show and says the things he does without the least apparent bit of guile or attempt to hide or water down his true beliefs?

Hey man, the White House is still on dial-up, so it's taking a bit longer than he expected to get it done!

Oh c'mon - just wing it!

His feet "seem a little light in the webbing", if you know what I mean.

The customer is ALWAYS right!

I just heard a Republican on NPR this morning talking about Iowa, saying they're not concerned about general elections because of the way the districts have been set up, they're worried about primaries.

Hey Natural - I want proof that Cookie Monster, the beloved, intelligent, rational, thoughtful AV Club commenter, is NOT the actual Cookie Monster.

I don't watch Fallon, but I have a hard time actively disliking him because he came across as such a decent, nice guy on Fresh Air. Plus I love his Neil Young impression.

Hey, Saxophonic, that mus mean you ain't been able to do the learnin'! Ha! Y'all can't learn so bessen you be a teach!

Hey, they don't just hand actor's studios out to just anybody.

Oh, you know Lipton would be all about submission holds, so every bout would end up with 15 minutes of them laying on the floor.

Godot - throw those gems out with pride!

Hehehehe - you said "pro boner"! Hahahaha.

I have to say, as far as Pete solo albums go,
All the Best Cowboys Have Chinese Eyes is great. I'm surprised it wasn't mentioned here.

I love them both. I don't know that I'd call Bonham the greatest, but he's up there. But as others have mentioned, both of them were so key to the sound of their bands. I feel the same way about Mitch Mitchell - he was very important to the sound of Hendrix's first records.

Not to mention the fact that if your drummer insists on bringing a huge kit to gigs it just adds to the setup & teardown times. I've seen plenty of guys do amazing things with really sparse kits.

Hey, thanks for that. It's always interesting to hear musicians talk about other instruments. I play guitar and can barely keep a competent beat on a drum kit, but I know nothing on a technical level about playing, so it's cool to hear stuff like that.

Yeah, the Dream Theater guy is the one I hear the most.

I totally get the "classic dad rock" thing, but that's also why I don't watch tv commercials or listen to commercial radio. Too much stuff gets spoiled.