Having grown up watching the Indians I remember the giant mug of beer and the slide/balloon thing very well.

But they're artistic!

Especially if the strap-on is reversed.

Get yer laws out of my reverse cowgirl!

Mmmm…"sex minutes"….

Egyptian Pig Tapeworm is the name of my new album.

For whatever reason whenever I picture the Stella tv show, Vegetables is the first episode that comes to mind, and it's probably my favorite. And of course right now I'm blanking completely on any quotes.

I thought Role Models was funny for the first 2/3 then lost me with the "everyone is redeemed" final act. Why can't comedies just be funny anymore? Why do they have to get all serious and insist that the characters learn a lesson at the end? Not all, of course, but too many.

Men in Black? You mean the guy from The State?

As of a couple years ago Garfunkel & Oates have entered "automatically skip that episode" territory for me. I can't stand them, they're not funny and yet they continue to wind up on every f'n podcast I listen to from time to time.

Hey, uh…what's The Complete Guide to Everything? Should I check it out? Sounds comprehensive!

So for every star less than 5 you give to Crash, you're actually giving a star to racism!

Which is why I have such a hard time reading while driving.

Ah! I'd always wondered why they named them differently!

Greg Proops is awesome. I guess I've been listening to his podcast long enough that his voice doesn't bother me.

I also feel like the context-setting at the beginning of this is off. It makes it sound like these Leonard/Duran fights were a freak thing where boxing suddenly gained the attention of the masses. What about Muhammad Ali in the 70s (just to name one)? I guess I feel like boxing - as a part of the pop culture…

My friends and I used to follow boxing fairly closely in the 90s and we bought most, if not all, of the big PPV events.

And then there's that part where the one guy died for everyone's sins but it turns out we're supposed to feel guilty about it for like EVER! I mean, he never brought that up while he was alive!

And more importantly, OUT of them!!

I don't want to get put on some list where I have to report to my neighbors just because I have a bible!