Nah, Sajana, I like yours much better.

Well, we do tend to like our music a bit bass-heavy. Not exactly great if you live upstairs.

A wacky mom? On a sitcom?!?! What's next, sunglasses on an alligator?

I keep telling you, the puppets themselves aren't racist, it's the hands inside them that are. Although I'm pretty sure Mr. Winkles put that blackface on himself.

Which is why no one knows what "googles" is, and they never will. Now go twitter your myspace.

Siri, why are you crying?

Hold on there! You call that a premise? Oh sure, it's got everything…but ZAZZ!

I can't believe you're so prejudiced against genetic freaks!

This is just…horrific.

In Visual Audio Club of Mother Russia, a guy named Jack smirns off of YOU!

Hey Dik, a judge would just look at your face…I mean, how can you not love that face?

When Sean starts his own country I'm totally moving there.

Hinder their access to Irish Spring?

That's right, Pokes! And we'll keep it up until the Obamacare Death Squads stop us!

It was a protest against Kermit's relatives not being fabulous enough!

That's kind of fun to say!

Down votes by then will have been replaced by direct electrical shocks to the genitals of the poster.

I agree that this seems an odd fit for a kids show. I don't know much about Gaga's music, but my kids don't know her and don't care about her. I think she skews a bit older than the muppets so it's an odd fit at best.

What about miming? Can we mime for down votes? After all, I AM typing against a pretty stiff wind.

Which is why the down-vote button is stupid. But it would be worse if we COULD see who DV'd because then we'd have people fixating on it like Rainbow Sherbet is talking about.