You're just paying this topic lip service.

The Cockcrofts were bitter rivals with the Cockmaster clan.

"I'm here to fix eine Cox Cable."

They need a good octobass player to zazz up their next record.

Have to say I loves me a good choogling harmonica. But when it's offset by a wompling cello? Not so much.

"Thank you for your suggestion! We value your input. We will begin ignoring your suggestion….starting…NOW."

Well…sure he calls himself that when Lou's not around, but really he's an Assistant Manager trainee.

I love the Oh-Needers!

Friendship? Aw man, I did it wrong!!

Sorry for the down-vote. I don't approve of miniature American flags, only the ones that are half the size of a football field.

I think the important point is that they are avenged seven times. If you've avenged them six times, then you haven't avenged them enough. Having gotten to eight…avengences?…one would logically reflect that things have gone too far. Seven. Seven is all the vengeance that is needed.

Don't sass Citric, you little punk!

Madonna is only in her true element when she's berating commoners in a fake British accent.

NuDisqus seems so eager to please…and yet we all know it's just waiting…waiting…to sate its need for human blood.

Oh, you're gonna go straight to the anal, eh?

Wouldn't it be funny if…

Just like we were all hoping that Disqus would stop sucking at some point.

I feel like, it's so crazy today I'm up for anything. So go ahead, load more than 50, I can take it. I'll take it all, baby.

*sad trombone*

Sorry, I had to down-vote your negative comment on NuDisqus. Our new masters don't approve of the sass-back.