Oooh, the weather's starting to get a bit dry. Dikachu, make sure you use some lotion…under there.

It was juss sliding down the bar…what was I supposed to do?

But the penguin publishers are SO CUTE! Look at them waddling around while they run an enormous publishing empire!

Yep, not terrible, but not good, and not better, certainly.

Right! And no, I'm not running out for more dip again! We have plenty of dip! What do you mean I need to keep my clothes on? But…but…I…ok…what kind of dip does everyone want?

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! It's here!! Down-vote me!!

So it's a work of fantasy then?

John C. Reilly gets en enthusiastic lifetime pass from me for Walk Hard and frankly, though Will Farrel's schtick is pretty limited, I still find him funny. I even enjoyed Land of the Lost when I finally saw it because I had such low expectations.

He was on Fresh Air last year and he came across as an extremely humble, affable guy.

How would he dial a phone without hands? Silly!

And "taking someone to school - literally" no longer means driving them to school. Which would've been an odd thing for Stevens to do, especially considering that Miley is not actively enrolled anywhere to my knowledge.

The bigger question is should we be using taxpayer money to fund cellphones for prior years? If 2005 needs to make a comment what's wrong with sending a letter and having some of our hard-working postal carriers get in on the act? And no matter what the weather, I might add!

And you don't even need the talking to do that. So after everyone else is destroyed it's just you and Bill settling in for a nice, long conversation.

If only the description above was accurate this might be so absurd it could be entertaining. I'm afraid I don't have much enthusiasm for Cameron Crowe these days.

Press lasagna button. Press lasagna button. Press lasagna button.

And yet the open letter I left on Miley's pillow that one time gets NO coverage whatsoever.

You can't really blame 2007 for having dated material.

Yes! Can we get a "Huzzah!" button in the new commenting system? What about "Zounds!" or "Odds Bodkins!"?

Talkety Bang Bang works better.

Any impatience regarding the new commenting system will be met with an immediate down vote!