Well, it's good with cream cheese.  It's sort of sweet, but not too much.  And the reason it's in a can is that it's actually cooked in the can - steamed, I believe.  If I recall correctly the recipes for making it yourself actually call for you to cook it in a can.   So, kinda weird.

And yet they seemed to be really terrible at keeping things secret.

As long as Eben Schletter gets to play Hitler's piano player.

"…and the Oscar goes to…Disqus!"

"I can't stand it…I know you planned it…I'ma set it straight, this Watergate…"

Is there a "Flag commenter as a f*ggot" button?  Because that's about as useful to  intelligent discourse as a down-voting button.

* @avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus is forcibly taken in an unmarked van to a Disqus reconditioning camp*

It's the Transformers franchise of internet commenting systems.

Dissolve THAT!

We each get bow-hunted by Ted Nugent.  We are the most dangerous game.  Well,  not us in particular.

When I get downvoted I just walk around with hunched shoulders to the sad Charlie Brown music.

5x the readership…but 1/10th the intelligence.

THANKS OBAMACARE!

@avclub-91218c77f8f780cc1b0e00f826b155b8:disqus :  But how do we account for Arrested Development quotes?  We're supposed to type them out like a bunch of suckers?

Are you perhaps talking about the canned Boston Brown Bread, or whatever it's called?  Cuz that's delicious.  That's the only canned bread I know, but then I'm not really "with it", as the kids say.

My new food truck specializes in organic, free-range, sustainable, locally-sourced Pop Tarts.

We can put a man on the moon but we can't come up with canned Pop Tarts? 

Disqus is more like "Baby's On Fire", but in a bad way.

It will go nicely with the accompanying biopic James Earl Ray: Hipster Doofus

Will Smith's older son hasn't been given a major movie release yet.