SHOUT!

I'm the same age as Han Solo's son?  That's awesome!  Look at me ma!  I made it! 

I don't think you understand.  It's not just about meeting the requirement for the minimum pieces of lens flare. It's about expressing your personality.

Graters be gratin'.

I tend to go to the Jerk Store when in need.

When I do <jalapeno and="" jack="" cheese=""> then </jalapeno> nothing happens.  Do I need to refill the jalapeno and jack cheese distributors in my computer?

@avclub-aa8199204bbd84f584fe5957410e9e71:disqus :  …don't function it?

Watch out for Intelligence:  Biker coming this Winter as a mid-season filler on CBS!

I'm sorry, I can't discuss that member's participation in our secret society.

@avclub-6c8349cc7260ae62e3b1396831a8398f:disqus :  I agree with you 100%.  But, unfortunately, there are plenty of folks, as evidenced by the continued existence of Fox News, who will drink the Right Wing kool-aid no matter how ridiculous or obviously false the rhetoric.

Why can't we all just love one another?  No, you go right ahead.  I just sat down and my show's about to start.

Unless thine Newton be delicious, let not thou cast the first fig.

He's a vengeful God, a merciful God, a cruel God, and he's vehemently anti-semaphore.

@avclub-94d8526a5fae933806f65b8a0f49301a:disqus :

Wow. I was unaware that this was something they crusaded about.  I thought they were just about God hating flags.

The turkey/spider breeding program isn't going as well as expected.  The best we've come up with is a daddy longlegs with a wattle.

AHHHHHHHHH!  Someone help, please!  I've got biotics all over me!  What can I do?

He was also going to portray the magical wisdom-dispensing caddy in The Legend of Bagger Vance.  But that was in Frank Darabont's original, illustrated first draft of the script.

*crosses @avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus off list for "The Sexy Hairy Men of the AV Club" calendar*

Was anyone saying "Camboo-urns"?