@avclub-8288999e960ebe6aca280a2c31f5645b:disqus :  Many heads rolled after Boogergate!

If I don't look like my icon then why is my one leg really really tired??

Love was just made up by the Easter Bunny to sell all those Easter hams!  But in reality the hams…ARE PEOPLE!!

Velcro?  LUXURY!

Glitches can cause chaffing.

This is the Matrix prequel where Neo goes around telling everyone it's all just an illusion but he never offers to rescue anyone.

You know, why can't my VR experience be as a wandering superspy ninja billionaire?  I don't mind being a battery for the soulless machines, just make my fake existence more carefree, please!

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus :  K-k-k-k-k-k-kirk?  Does ElDan know you escaped?

Sounds more like Robo-HOT.

Without Obamacares I wouldn't be able to afford matching mumus for my helper homunculus!

"At hand" implies inappropriate physical contact.  R rating!

I WANT my unwanted pregnancies because I'm pro-abortion!

Dammit!  That's the third Robocop this week we've lost to…HEAT STROKE!

Why am I blindfolded?  How long do I have to keep my mouth open?

Well, Nic Cage should be in EVERY movie, really.

Until the name "Cashew" takes the world by storm!

"Good work chief!  You could be up for an Executive Producer credit!"

Rob Coblaw's Robocop Law Blog.

Erotic.

I just assumed that was the case.