For the past couple of years I've coached kindergarten and pre-K, and now 1-2 soccer.

*whispers*   "Sshhhhh…OK, everyone keep it down!  We're gonna blow the roof offa this place for the next couple of hours, but we're gonna be respectful to my boy's nap time, y'all!"

Yeah, but that dump doesn't compare to The BJCC Arena or The BB&T Center.

We have a saying around here:  "Get used to it, Toledo."

"Orchestra wand"?  Orchestra wand…?  That, my friend, is a baton shoved up your …ahem…hoo-diddle.

No KFC Yum! Center?  No Haliburton Lynching Tree Arena?

I want to see a tour of just the hype men.

I'm pretty sure it is!

I'll bet he was typing so hard on his Macbook Air when he wrote that blog post!

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus …when he could no longer resist the urge for a fresh bottle of pee.

How's it going, my homesman?

I may never see this movie, but I've got to say I really like Scoot McNairy a lot.

Rosemarie DeWitt ain't heavy, she's my brother.

What would that be like, I wonder.  You'd better write a script.  I think the world is ready for an earnest, dramedy, rom-com, talking dog movie.

There is "get laid" or there is "not get laid", there is no "try".

ElDan "hate"?  Erm…I always take it to be good-natured joshing.  But maybe I'm naive.   ElDan is a commenter in good standing…in my pants!

You know, the commentariat  has changed over the years.  But so what?  Things change.  I don't think it's any better or worse than it ever was, and it's still about 1000% better than most internet comment sections.

Well, I've known some stand-ups and professional comedy writers and met a bunch of others, and they are a strangely miserable, humorless bunch in their interpersonal interactions.  At least I can generalize about the folks I've met.

Well, apparently they do, unfortunately.

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus :  So you're implying that Beaners are somehow "unclean"?