Oui!

THere are all kinds of reasons people in Hollywood want to f*ck other people.

And 7% how he shakes what his mamma gave him.

A pretty good…"Cumber-match"?

Not even if he was from Kaan-tu-kee.

He really made "third sleigh-rabbit from the left" come alive!

You're so streets behind on your wheelhouse!

Good for Dave.   Obnoxious people shouldn't be allowed to ruin a show for everyone else.  Sure, he could've handled it a bit better, but he's obviously willing and able to just do his show if the audience will let him.

Roller Derby?

Thank you for the "sports" clarification.  At first I thought you just meant  you were fer one and agin the other in general.

Hey, stop taking our jobs!

Was the journey erotic?

Let's think of some things that rhyme with "Cory".

Most importantly, 40 is NOT too old to pursue your boy band dreams!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

And if they eat a chicken sandwich for lunch, the chicken should be Blackened.

Horses know how to do war right.

Lionel Pierce on a dark street corner in London:  'ello guv, ya got any unfinished books I can review? 

The Greater American Dickhead is indigenous to all 50 states!

Right, and then say to all your friends "I yelled 'I'm Rick James, bitch!' and it was hilarious!"