That's not what Larry the Cable Guy says!

Yep.  I still choose to believe he's awesome, too.

Plus, the obvious question to me is - what does the heckler expect Chapelle to do in response to a Rick James shout out?  Just say "I'm Rick James, bitch" for half an hour?  Would that be funny?

The Pleasure Vice Principal is frustrated yet again at being passed over for promotion.

No, no, wait!  WERE YOU SAYING BOO-URNS?

There's punch?

Just don't boo yourself prematurely.

*throws down theremin, walks off stage*

Was it maybe called "Taste of Tampa"?  Sorry - couldn't resist.

Oh Adam, you totally deserve the solid gold coffin you'll be buried in.

What part of "wooooooooooooooooooooo!" did he not understand?

I hope not.

RICK JAMES MAKES PANCAKES!!

Maybe he should just "give in" for the first 10 minutes and just say quotes from his show, then when people get tired of that he can actually do his new material.  Maybe?

*Books flight to Pittsburgh*

Grrrrr!!  Michigan?  MICHIGAN???

Awwww!  Before I get to the obligatory "of cocker", that reminds me of how it seems that a lot of older Hollywood celebrities seem to name their dogs after jazz greats.  Well, "a lot" may actually be like two, but still…Anyway I remember I think Gene Hackman having a dog named Coltrane and maybe someone else having a…

You know, you're right.  I was thinking of it as "chyeah", but "jeah", while equally stupid and contrived, is closer to the mark.

Right.  Considering that former Real World cast members get booked for speaking engagements, Phelps could easily make a healthy living just giving talks to rooms of corporate douchebags about "winning" and "the competitive edge" and "training for success" and  "always be closing" and stuff like that.

Yeah, that's the only place I've seen it.  Even in the weeks of commercials leading up to the debut of the show it was apparent that 1) Ryan Lochte is incredibly stupid and 2) they really really really really want to push as hard as they can to make that stupid, forced, contrived, never-natural-sounding "chyeah"…