It's about time someone took him down a peg!

Just imagine, if 42 hadn't come out last year, Hollywood would've had to endure another long spell without a single black actor to choose from to play James Brown.  

And he never even offered to help pay for drugs.  Not ONCE!

*trips and hits head on desk as lights in office turn off*

Good.  Well, that's settled.

Her Midiclorian count is off the charts!

A large, fluff-covered c-clamp would work just as well.

Sure.  Honey.

I remember an episode of The Soup a few years ago where he sang a love song to her very ferociously, like, right in her face with this intense serial killer look on his face.   I think this was from a reality show he briefly had with Haim.

And yet even those there for free had to pay a dear, dear price.

Hey, I'm confident in my ability to bore ANY strippers at ANY time!  It's the magical effect I have on women.

@avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus :  Yep, we all have.

@avclub-7c0309b913da427825e1524ba86b483b:disqus :  That depends on when the Cialis kicks in.

EVL & Cookie Monster are the true prophets of the AV Club.

Too soon!

Plus, you really never run out of pussy jokes.

But what did those animals ever do to deserve all the yodeling from Sarah McLachlan?

And now he's just a squished head in a ziplock.  Welcome to @avclub-21a8615938a206d4311a58a53ad8890e:disqus 's freezer.

*gets hit on head with newspaper for sniffing @avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus 's balls*

I can never get the sauce quite right at home.