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*I assume Smurfs 3 will be out that summer, too.

Plus the gyros she served hardly looked authentic.

@Scrawler2:disqus :  What, are you TRYING to kill EVL?   How many times do you think she can faint in one day?

If your plan was to make Zod the Preparer cry, well, mission accomplished!

You could build Wayne Mannah for a dollah fifty in late chah-ges.

What, can't a bunch of bros just hang out in their speedos and capes,  shaving their body hair and slowly rubbing oil into their well-defined muscles? 

Cumberbuns?  Cumberbuns?  "Not on the first date" is what she said.

Oh I see, the "Black Bear" is just assumed to be aggressive!  He's gonna attack you!  Be afraid of the horrible Black Bear!  Oh, but when they do attack you?  Just "play dead" because the Black Bear is too stupid to know you're faking!   What's next, "Black Bears should have their own forests to live in and streams to…

I agree with @avclub-188934b799f9c866379dd96bc600a688:disqus .   Were they merely "contractors"…or UNION BUSTERS?!?

@deliciousmalk:disqus  - what, even Superman's mom?  You heartless BASTARD!

Sunset Catering, Ltd. really screwed up Transformers.  I mean, you call THAT a vinaigrette?

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

I don't give the least bit of a fuck about Twitter, so I have no idea what he says on there.  But Gervais, to me, is a genius for:  The Office, Extras, & The Ricky Gervais Show on HBO - which is mainly awesome because of Karl Pilkington, but still it's a great show.

I would expect nothing less from Jesus.

So much easier to care for than pools filled with water.  Of course race times will be slower…

Well, "inspired" is one way of putting it.  Or he just screamed at everyone until they produced what he wanted.

On his podcast…maybe a few months ago?…I'm way behind…but Greg Proops made the point that Wozniak was more of the technical person while Jobs was a businessman and the mastermind behind stuff like making sure different iterations of the iphone had proprietary power cords that weren't backward compatible.  So he was…

Hey man, just like what you're gonna like.  That 70s Show was pretty solid, overall. 

*pig squeals*

That's the Blaxploitation version, like "The Blunch Black of Blotre Blame" or "An Affair to Rememblack".