Right - where does "ugly" come from?  

Ugh.  Don't even get me started on Warrant!

Ugh.  Don't even get me started on Warrant!

B-b-b-b-but…Kirk?  Dan let you out??

I and I tink you got dat wrong, mon.   Praise Jah!

Sorry Jesus.  Just, y'know, this "gift" certainly isn't from ALL of us.

Sorry Jesus.  Just, y'know, this "gift" certainly isn't from ALL of us.

See, to me people who get all gaga over the blanded-out Glee numbers are people who aren't really music fans.   You know, if Journey is too urban or edgy for you, here's a version of one of their songs that even gammy will like!

For example the super-secret cult I'm in will someday ride a comet to heaven.  And the movie we've rallied around as our object of intense affection is Rudy.

Too bad Twisted Sister or Quiet Riot couldn't break in and save her from her life of toil.

99 Problems But Pitches Ain't One

I'm not quite sure what to say about a gormless man.  Poor guy, I guess?

I'm not quite sure what to say about a gormless man.  Poor guy, I guess?

[slide whistle]

[slide whistle]

So with all the slaps, I'm assuming this is a Chris Brown song?

They could've won that series for a dollah fifty in late chah-ges.

When I read "Mob City" I was all "Finally someone's making a series set in Green Bay!"

Darabont is the MASTER!

Plus, without my red, yellow & green tam with the fake dreadlocks I'd lose all my street cred.