Oh, you're just trying to panzer to @avclub-ca4fc44a59d0201cc7d4f760153cb00c:disqus !

A douchebag western?  Makes sense  in all that desert heat to freshen up every once in awhile.  I'll bet they would've appreciated a bidet now and then, too.

Oh, real classy giving funbags silly names!

Lollygags
Slugabeds
They're no Rory Calhoun, I can tell you that much!

Much like Holy Water, Holy Codfish Balls with also burn a vampire.

"Keep rockin’ – and Mitt Romney!”

And then they break into SONG!

Wait…NO!   LEAVE SEAN ALONE!

*sighs*

Nanoo nanoo!

Zither?  I hardly know her!

See, it was meant to be a "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" style trilogy, with Too Much Johnson followed by Not Enough Johnson and, finally, Just the Right Amount of Johnson.

Did you say "Diddler on the Roof"?

Upshot costs extra!

Hey man, relax.  They're just doing their thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

My new band is "Baseball, et al."

What kind of rights and privileges come with the Emo Darling certificate?

People who generalize are worse than Hitler.

I really like Cap'n Jazz and The Promise Ring and American Football.  To me it's just punk rock or post punk or indie rock.  I guess I get what the "emo" label is supposed to represent, but what I don't get is why it's so important to attach that label to them.   Is it really important in the emo scene to conform to…

Man, those Neo-Emo cartridges were like $250!