You really need to blast your lats, man.

Hey Pa, so sorry for your loss.  And you know, it infuriates me to no end when people politicize these tragedies.  It has nothing to do with the government, it has everything to do with unstable individuals just going off the deep end.

Yep.  On the rare occasion that we're kid-less for an overnight we usually start talking about missing them by the time we're going to sleep.  It's like having small tornadoes in the house all the time, then when they're gone it just feels like something's missing.

He's…he's saving up for surgery though…right?

Ideally the meet & greet should be held at a running track of some sort so that the "walk & talks" can go uninterrupted.

@avclub-8288999e960ebe6aca280a2c31f5645b:disqus No, I get you completely.  I treasure any alone time I get away from the wife and kids.  Not because I don't love them, but because it's such a rare occurrence.

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus :  Could you please link to that?  I can't find it with all the other Johnsons in @ArthurEdens:disqus 's mom's mouth.

My god.  Soon it may mutate into CancerAIDSGonnorrhaEbola!  What can we do to stop it?

I'm picturing a script with 90 minutes of Orson Welles sneaking in dick jokes in his very dramatic fashion at every opportunity.  Sounds awesome!

Why don't we have a Toonces movie yet?  Huh Lorne Michaels?  You'll do a "Night at the Roxbury" movie, but no Toonces?

They were supposed to bring pants?

Oh come on, La Pipe, what teenager doesn't need a few good punches?   You're telling me Sun Valley is somehow special?

"Blurstie"?

It's ineditable.

Ozzy and Boomhauer need to have an interview.

My favorite rock drummers of all time:  Keith Moon, John Bonham & Mitch Mitchell.

Gravy…but that's how it goes…

Yo drumma's so fat he has to play a 4/4 beat in 5/4!

You said "schist".

He was also paying tribute to flies.