Diet ginger ale for me, thanks!

Two smurfs one smurf?

So the game does my parenting for me?  SOLD!

*drunkenly speaks up during ceremony*

This far surpassed the expectations of $36 from China.

Oh, it's "woody" alright.

Disqus doesn't have feelings.  It doesn't show remorse.  It just sucks.  That's what it does!

I'm gettin' too old for this smurf.

Smurfette really knows how to smurf a guy's smurf.  She leaves you smurfed and smurfed with no smurf left in your smurf.

"…but when the ruling class are presented as intrinsically evil…"

Heheheh…"Bong"…hehehehe.

Unless it's got a hamburger phone and lots of quirky dialog, I'm not interested.

You know I was just thinking about it, and why did Grown Ups 2 do so well?  I'd venture that part of it is that nothing else like it really came out this summer.  It's like a summer camp movie from the 80s - there were tons of them, they were formulaic and terrible, but still we watched them.  GU2 is brainless, lazy,…

I put all my hope in huge manatees.  I believe they're our future.

I don't know, but I'm not sure I approve of this "reading stuff to get the whole picture" idea.  Seems awfully…defalcateous?

I've never been in a band that ended well, and I've never been in a band where everyone could totally agree on the musical direction.   There's usually at least one person who wants to just do whatever it takes to become successful, which isn't so much an issue until that person (or those people, if there's more than…

Jack's a Lakers fan.

@avclub-884c4beddd8c98bb3b016bdfcc1bcdf8:disqus :  What a bastard!  How dare he!

Way to make your kids' education all about YOU Jack.

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