"Oh, you like that, don't you?  You like that hard smurf, smurfing you in your tight little smurf?  Oh yeah, smurf it, baby!  Smurf it!   Smurf with me…smurf with me!"

Schlubby husband, hot wife…it basically farts itself!

That's the best way to appear on a CBS sitcom.

Those are good burgers, Dude.

*quickly registers beaufartbeau.tumbler.com*

It's the Circle of Life!

[FARTIBUSTERS]

My guess is the comparisons come more from the neo-soul stylings and being unafraid to use a falsetto.

Don't ever play Monopoly with Adele!

They've totally been working out.  P90x, yo!

I remember that.  Yes, they actually can sing.

And that post was from an attorney!

I finally succumbed to one of their liminal marketing campaigns.

Why is it that Starbucks demands that it's employees are all British attorneys?

You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone.

I was gonna say, I'm pretty sure I just put some brand new Fresh Step in the litter box this morning.

No matter how many times I hear it, Rise Above chokes me up.

"We like to think our beer is drinkable and rarely, if ever, induces vomiting!"

"Yep…I know…sorry…no go on the orcas.   Customs regulations and such.  The best we could do was monkeys riding dolphins painted to look like orcas…"

Plus, deep v-neck t-shirts are classy and never make one look douchey.