And the Backstreet Lou Perlmans would sound A LOT rapey…

How did I miss a new Children's Hospital??

@avclub-e1bd3c7b2884187cdb13faabfa282fcb:disqus :  It may be a little cynical to say it, but it's still not even in the ballpark of how much Hollywood tries to synergize everything these days.  I guarantee you that their appearance in that movie was fully related to them having a new album out a month or two later.

Lou Perlman getting stalked and eviscerated by velocaraptors would be kinda cool.    What I'm saying is, I'm assuming every Malick film moving forward will have a dinosaur sequence.

I bring the flavor with salt, pepper and other assorted spices.  I wonder how they do it?

YEAH YEAH YEAH!*

It's like every once in awhile someone leaves the airlock door open a bit too long when leaving the AVC, so some alien life forms get in and cause havoc.

Does she like the BackScreech Boys, the BSB tribute band fronted by Dustin Diamond?

*sigh*

Are you sure that isn't a Capitol Steps production?

No fat fatties!

The AV Club:
See:  Dawes

@avclub-de4a08d644135b09bd7e1a592dff156b:disqus :  They insisted on my nickname being "Babycorn" which I never understood.

Pfft.  Dawes would totally know how to handle a Sharknado.

Sharknada the Explorer!

You….DON'T…want to see…this in 3D!

It is as it was written…in the Newswire post up above!

You know, Taco Bell could really use the hell out of a bong mascot, too. 

Also, Hot Sharknadogs.

OK @avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus , your first sentence turned into an extremely weird Visa commercial.