The drum machine had already choked on its own vomit by the time the thieves drove away.

I had friends in a small indie band who toured constantly in the 90s - the generally had a van and an equipment trailer.  And yep, that's how it works - no roadies or anything.   This happens fairly frequently and I'm sure people just case the show and then found out where they're staying.

So you're saying Emilio Estevez repo'd the van?

If their gear was stolen Don Henley would have to make a trip to the re-purposed missile silo he has stuffed with cash.

The L'Oreal Custom Shop does some nice work.

3/4 of the other half was hair mousse.

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus :  A Flock of Seagulls could solve the national debt crisis all by themselves!

Their first album (I think?) is actually pretty good in a minimal, new wave kind of way.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure @avclub-0304234e5dac07d007cf06c22b3f29c4:disqus is saying he'd like to mow the lawn, trim the hedges, reseed any bare patches, give the whole thing a good dose of fertilizer, then a thorough watering.

A Guitarodica.  Basically it's a guitar you have to blow into to get any sound.

My older brother had it down to a science growing up, and now that we're adults…well, "adults"…he can still set me off with about 3 words if he wants.  

@avclub-d2af662257c2d673d8cf29d630eb25ab:disqus :  Aw man.  Your tv law degree is much more prestigious than mine:  Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law.

It's right there in the LA County charter:  "Minorities will be beaten until proven guilty".

Hey-a!  Why-a you break-a Mario's camera?

Stupid chipmunks need the MOST face-punching!

If you wrestle it long enough and don't let go it'll eventually throw up then fall asleep.

What, Mario Lopez isn't available?

Yeah, Plaxico doesn't really count.  He'd have been OK if he'd just accidentally shot someone else, probably.

I've only seen bits of it when they used to make fun of it regularly on The Soup, but they stopped showing anything from it a long time ago.

But they already do!