If I send you $199.90 can I make $10k per week?

Dick Cheney thought balloon:  This pact with the devil is just working out swimmingly!

Oh how I wish The AV Club could be the audience for the first test screening.

@avclub-32b63dd70d870580128d83e930199e1c:disqus :  Not just you.  All last week I'd catch that out of the corner of my eye and think the same thing.

He's like Newman from Seinfeld.

@avclub-832f64b04453d8697cd600b74b14a1ad:disqus was all "blah blah blah" and @avclub-3ef00cbe8a65af09beddab1c55e103fd:disqus was all "You crazy!!"

Steve Coogan as Batman and Rob Brydon as Robin, and in this film they travel across Spain reviewing fine dining establishments…but it's "gritty". 

I can see Hackman as Robin, but Batman?

Karl Pilkington?

Yeah, all the women between the coasts are hideous and wear…*shudders*..glasses!

Per some of our early experiments with unwitting soldiers, I thought you were supposed to run toward an atomic blast?   If so, wouldn't an anti-tornado strategy work the same way?  I mean, what, are we saying that tornadoes are better than the atomic might of the US of A?  Stupid commie tornadoes!

50/50 is/was also an excellent grapefruit soda.  They don't have it where I live now so I don't know if it still exists in the Cleveland/Akron/Canton area.

Can we also get a hologram Keith Richards translator?

This is tough.  LZ was my first musical love.

@avclub-a9b08c6e5802aa231f08eaf9949f5294:disqus :   That's awesome.  Good for them.

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus :  Yes I was kidding.  Wow, I can't imagine a mushroom experience as a 3 year old.  I hope it didn't mess that kid up too much.  But yeah, that's not something I'd drop casually in conversation if I was a parent.

When my wife and I saw Starship Troopers in the theater there were two adults in front of us with 4-5 roughly 6 year olds sitting between them.

Reality has this annoying habit of "keeping it real".

@avclub-e95a45d0b1f5afdf0ab9cde82b4b1d06:disqus :

@avclub-3f045a0e66373bfbdf36eeedd4ab3509:disqus :  I think it's called "Jack Daniels', Middle Finger."